Friday, September 27, 2013

Thing Three: Western Steampunk Hentai...I don't know why either, folks at home.

Hawk Henshaw and the Steam Powered Octopus
A Micro Short story by Sean McGovern

For Brian Chappell – you asked for it.

He came up the ridge, wishing his horse hadn’t decided to up and die five miles back.  Hawk Henshaw was many things – a bear of a man, the best shot with a Spencer west of the…hell, west of the Atlantic Ocean, and a born survivor.  Currently, he was also covered in dust and pissed the hell off.  He synched up his belt again and kept his eyes pinned to the opening in the ridge the folks in town had told him about which he stood, doubled over, and wheezed.  He hadn’t been a young man for a long, long time, and the last bit of this journey had reminded him of that fact – he was on the wrong side of forty.
Adventuring like this, hunting down what some folks were calling the Train Demon, would have been better suited for the young bucks in town – but most of those damned fools had gone east, hoping to prove themselves against the North.  They thought that would be an adventure.  Henshaw knew, though – he had seen enough hellfire out in Mexico as a boy.  This, snipe hunting, was far better.  Snipes didn’t exist – which meant they didn’t have cannon and couldn’t turn you into a fine paste from across the town line, wouldn’t leave you screaming with half of something missing, or with the screams of those that were in that state.  Henshaw wondered if they’d do what he had done, and compared notes.  He’d been younger, then.  He had needed to know.
But whatever it was folks were hearing in the night, it wasn’t powder loaded, and the suited Henshaw just fine.  What didn’t suit him all that fine was that so far eight men had vanished while looking for the bastard up in the hills north of town, first going after two young lovers who had taken their rendezvous in the area, then after the damned cuckold who had gone looking for his pretty young wife and her paramour.  And none of them had come back, just the whistle and the steam of a train.  “But there ain’t any tracks up that way, Mr. Henshaw” the town crone had told him.  Miss Waits, her name had been – practically the only person Henshaw had ever seen that would have made Methuselah feel young.  “I’ve seen’em in the paper, and seen the tracks out east – and folks’ll watch them lay’em if they were around here.  But nothing like that’s ever been here.”
Henshaw had nodded, mostly watching the three legged black coydog that lay in the corner, glaring up at him.  He didn’t like that dog.  He’d seen all kinds of wounded creatures, but the dogs always left him vaguely disgusted.  Mexico.  Again.  He had spit, missed the pot Miss Waits was using as a spittoon, and shifted his bulk in the chair.  He tried to ignore the dog and listen to the crone, and he had managed, for the most part.  Miss Waits had known more than anyone else – which he had figured would be the case.  And she had sent him towards the cave.
He stopped and sat for a minute, catching his breath.  He kept his eyes pinned to the cave, and checked his guns blindly.  They were loaded, and after a sip from his flask, he took to his feat again, and walked to the opening.  He caught the scent of blood, and paused.  He murmured a curse, and readied the Springfield, and thought about lighting the lamp on his belt, but decided to go with caution.  He crept through, feeling along the path with his feet.  He found what felt like a tree root, and he followed it, keeping his right foot against it as he made his way deeper.  After fifteen minutes, he gave in, and hung the Springfield across his back.  He lit the lantern and held it in one hand, drawing the revolver with the other.  He had painted the one half of the lantern black, keeping his eyes safe from the glare.
And that was when he found the first body.  What was left of it, at any rate.  The torso and hips were crushed to the point of looking like a bag of splinters.  Henshaw moved the light around, and saw the face.  The lower jaw had been dislocated, and all of the teeth had been shattered.  He came around the back of the body, and vomited.  Judging from the wounds to the man’s rear end and face, he had been treated like beast on a spit.  A sick part of him wanted to see if the lamp would shine all of the way through.
Henshaw shuddered, keeping himself from calling out to see if anyone was alive – but whoever had done that to the poor bastard might still be around.  He couldn’t take his eyes off the body, and ran his light over the surrounding ground, noting that the dirt was darker than the rest – and he forced himself to not think about how the blood had gotten there.  He stood, and continued down into the cave.  There was still no sound beyond his breathing and footsteps, but the air felt humid.
He stopped and holstered the revolver, planning to wipe the sweat from his face, when he heard it – a piercing whistle followed by the sound of a train chugging along slowly.  Henshaw raised up his gun, panning the lamp forward into the darkness.  It was answered by four lights, small, distant, but getting closer.
He hadn’t thought to look down at the tree root he had been following for so long.  He knew what it was now, but he had to look anyway – a train track.  The old bastard back there must have been hit by it – it didn’t explain everything, but it was an answer at least.  Henshaw moved to the side, trying to pres himself into the wall as the lights coming towards him grew, there flickers proceeded by the roar of iron and the engine.  It was getting closer, close enough at he could make out the outlines of…tube? They looked like flexible drain pipes, cut into lengths and then hinged together so they moved like long, grotesque fingers.  He tried to count them, but they moved to fast, and he was too damn flabbergasted to seek out their bases.
As it got closer, he saw three of them carrying burdens.  The bodies were impaled from asshole to face, wriggling corpses that hung like ventriloquist dummies from the mechanical arms.  Henshaw gasped, guessing that two of them – the lady, surely – were the young lovers and the other a member of the search party.  Henshaw leaned away from his hiding spot as the iron beast passed him.  It growled at some points, squeaked at others, its metal fingers rising up an ungodly racket as they swirled and danced.
He saw it just after it became “too late” – one of the metal fingers lashed out and grabbed him.  He moved in a spiral as it raised him from the ground and reeled him in like a fish, the metal and engine deafening him as it began to squeeze, and he heard his ribs strain as the coils of iron began to do their work.
Henshaw gripped the revolver harder as the Springfield was forced into his back.  He tried to lever the pistol at the lights, but another squeeze unsteadied his aim.  He saw two others coming towards him, two more of the metal fingers that parted ways to position themselves – one above him, the other below.  Henshaw tried to aim the handgun again, but the iron beast seemed to have been expecting this, and Henshaw screamed out as the first of his ribs broke.  The finger below him began to probe around the seat of his pants, and Henshaw leveled the gun again, this time not waiting for the perfect shot.  He began blasting away, and kept at it until the gun ran out of ammunition.  The finger above him dropped down just as the second rib broke, and Henshaw knew it had all been a waste.

He let himself go limp – and he dropped like a stone, his arms rising over his head as he fell to the ground.  He sat, dazed for a second, before trying to get at the Springfield.  The demon train rolled on, ignoring him as it made its way towards the cave mouth.  Henshaw began to crawl away – he had to warn the town, had to get a bigger search part out to where the iron beast lurked.  It would be a long crawl back to town, but…he remembered the bodies.  And he followed behind the train moving on his elbows and knees, hoping that the damned thing would not turn around.

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